My SoN Runs The House


What have we done?

No, No really its not all that bad. I've heard the 1st 3months of having a baby are completely Nuts.Well that depends on who you ask. Me, personally, i hate to sleep. And who needs peace and quiet? I'm use to sticking my head in the open hood of my honda accord and saying "Rev the engine honey!" I can handle an unhamperd scream in the ear.

Have you ever not slept for so long you begin to think you dont need sleep and everyone around you is crazy for thinking they do? Your not alone! I reached that point two days ago. A friend told me whether you sleep or not your body will release the same chemical it does when you dream. Then u get the effect of "Dreaming while awake"

I dont know if thats true or not but i never realized how much i like pink ponys. Sigh...if only the Green and blue swirl hay to feed them were cheaper.

When My son came home, every fart, giggle and burp was cute. I kissed his nose down to his toes and Stared at him while he slept. I felt i couldn't fill my eyes enough of him. He's an amazing boy and truly a gift. I've come to the conclusion that everyone with children who gave me tips and advice, those What-TO-Do-Ifs, were very right.

Here are a few

1.Always cover the pee-pee while changing diapers (Unless you Enjoy a Healthy dose of gold lemonade)

2.Never Over feed Your baby,Know there limits for them(Unless you like doing laundry Spit-up does not come out easy)

3.Share the responsibility(Unless you want to lose your mind to Babyworld)

4.When baby sleeps YOU sleep (UNLESS Pink Ponies are your thing)

Happy parenting!!!
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Plastic Wrapped People

Clean? Pure? What do those words mean?

Dont ask The goverment because they DONT KNOW.I thought the BP spill was dreadful and a bit sobering guess I was wrong.

I was doin some light web surfing and stumbled upon(No I wasnt useing the stumbleupon.com search Engine,By the way that is a really dumb idea to be useing that program you have to have hours to kill out of your life and if you do that means you dont really have one,sorry stumbleupon.com had to say it!!!

Well ive come across some pretty disturbing things on the web about globle warming,ECO decline,OIL SPILLS -BP cough cough- but for this one I dont know whether to Cry or laugh about it.

GET THIS,In Hong Kong's the clean air crisis is at such a high point that the "Clean Air Network" has decided to ditch the frighteningly serious approach to raising awareness about the health concerns of the air pollution and their trying a new product that allows Hong Kong citizens to "experience breathing like the rest of the world does" with a portable can of oxygen.

Is this real or fake? Looks real to me. Shows how much the CAN people care about making a change. Go to hongkongcan.org to raise awareness.
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Whats more Amazing

Love at First sight, My son was born yesterday it was truely the most wonderful thing Ive ever seen.I have an all new respect for woman there so strong( Truth be told I Know I couldnt do it).

Princess was In labor for 15 hours before Jude came.No C-Section required. Im so glad,for her sake.Whew so breath taking, My wife was given an epidural after 5hours of shaking from pure pain.When the epidural kicked in she got rather loope and danced in the bed(Yes In Labor). I couldnt believe my eyes she told me jokes and kept quoting Ron Burgundy Anchorman lines,Her number one line "I ate a Big Red candle".

Princess did an hour of pushing and fainted 3times the last two times she pushed and her lips turned a dark blue.That was an intense life experience the tension,the blood and the SMELL (like baby,poop and blood ) strange Ill never get that out of my nose.The Power of a woman is beyond my understanding.Im more in love with my wife now then the day I pronounced "I Do".

Little J was 7.14 pounds and 21 inchiz,average weight but very long.I really cant believe I sat down long enough to write this.Between changing messy diapers and running back in forth to the house Ive been so busy(Male Nesting).I should get back to my new lifes work sigh I love this boy truely a wonder pass what words are capable of expressing.
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My PaperThin Backbone

Its Starting to become quite a drag.My wife Princess is now a week over-do, the feet dragging is at an all time high, im deeply concerned that the carpets are going to have feet tracks burnt into them soon.

Princess and I go in twice a week for check-ups and Daily proper eating is still a major factor. Its truely amazing how when we first found out we were pregnant I looked online in search of all baby brain foods and whats the best carrot for the babies future eye sight to be hawk like. Three months in and wendys dollar menu was at the top of the food pyramid.
The road to high cholesterol is paved with a great diet plan.

Well no matter the babies on his way and hes rather chunky to, 8 pounds and several ounces.Im sure that the science food aka Wendys baconator didnt help.

Topping the chart of misery off my wife has puppps ugh so sad its defined as a benign, severely itchy and painful skin rash, they say that it occurs in one out of 240 pregnancies and leaves the expectant mother in despair for relief. I Mr B can verify that its beyond emotional and physical distress. Watching princess in such torment is truely overwhelming , weve tried six different treatments over the counter and from the doctors hand, nothing seems to work.

Ive read that the only true cure is having the baby. So with open arms ,ready bodies and a mind set of -lets get this party started -were awaiting our little poop factory.
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